Story Of My Life... (Aka. Voodoo Story)

Introduction/Preface/Not Quite Prologue/Note from the "Author"

Hello all of my fans, I know that this has been the much anticipated event of the year, and now with this new, refurbished version, your experience of this timeless classic will be much enhanced.

Well please note that:
1. This was written summer of 2007 (after 8th grade) so if it is excessively ridiculous... well, you know why.
2. Many names need to be translated.
Agathaman: Resembled, me, myself and I. (P.S. We apologize for the werid his/her stuff, the author was being a loony at the time, and decided to make it questionable. Please refer back to #1, for clarification as to why this is so odd.)
Celery: Well DUH. If you are even reading this you probably know. But if not, just keep in mind this is a nickname for a person, not like an actual celery.
Jafar: Is... well... you most likely know. But, due to the scare of late 2007, I am not authorized to provide the information. (In the original, true alias is used, but, now, we know that some people have taken up the noble hobby of "stalking", and could possibly find this tale and start to freak out. Therefore, we can't provide this information.)
Other Names: Are the same, up to my knowledge.
3. This story is almost fictional. Any relations to previous persons, alive or deceased is most likely on purpose.

Any questions, comments, concerns, dying urges to find out more, call/email/facebook attack/visit the author, publisher, editor or agent. Due to budget cuts, this would all be me. (Kara/Agathat/Rat... etc.)

And without further ado,



"VOODOO story:

It was sunny day in Ladera and we zoom in on a
classroom.
It is 3rd period. Ritner.

Agathaman has just got a mini celery the day before.
She/he realizes the uncanny likeness between the two.
She looks at it fondly and pats it on the head. Then
she/he sets it down and does his/her classwork
diligently. Then her/his pencil knocks it over.

KABLAAM!!! The classroom turns around and sees Celery
knocked out of his chair. "Sorry bout that." Celery
says. "Lost my balance." Mrs. Ritner shakes her head
annoyed. Then Agathaman picks up the mini celery and
passes/bounces it around between her hands, bored.*

"OUCH!!" Gabe yelled. "Celery! I know im wonderful but
you don't need to ram me with ur head!"
"Ow." Sean said. Celery was bouncing around his head
ramming into Gabe and Sean. Mrs. Rtiner gives Celery a
death glance. "Stop it Celery. Thats two times now."
Agathaman turns around to see Celeryman's reaction and
sets down the mini celery. Celery stops his head
wobbling.

Agathaman notices something. She picks up the mini
celery and throws it in the air. All of the sudden
Celery flies out of his chair flying 5 feet almost
hitting the ceiling. Mrs. Ritner makes him leave the
room. Celeryman is sad. Her view is gone. Agathaman's
thoughts are confirmed. Then Jafar notices the mini
celery.

"Aw its so cute!!" She/it tickles it. Then hysterical
laughtre comes from the pod. Mrs. Ritner storms out
there and yells at Celery. ("Do you think this is
funny Celery? What about a detention? One more thing
from you and the detention turns to a referral!)

Agathaman is frightened. Maybe this went too far. So
he/she thinks of a brilliant plan.....

Near the end of the period Agathaman knocks the mini
celery off her desk (KABOOM! Comes form the pod.) and
Jafar picks it up and cradles and hugs it. Mrs. Ritner
tells Celeryman to find out what happened. Celeryman
comes out freaking out. "Celery is having a seizure or
something! Hes turning blue!" Jafar shocked drops the
mini celery(KABOOM!)and goes off to find out what
happened. Celery is found battered in the pod.

"What happened?" Everyone kept asking him.
But, apparently nothing seemed to go wrong with him
the rest of the period although everyone eyed him
suspiscously. And the mini celery stayed peacefully on
Agathaman's desk.

Ze END!"