Boring.

I apologize for not being up to date w/ everything. I've been busy I suppose...

When I think of something to say I suppose I'll come back. But until then I think my AP work is going to keep me occupied. sighhhhhhhhh

Story Of My Life... (Aka. Voodoo Story)

Introduction/Preface/Not Quite Prologue/Note from the "Author"

Hello all of my fans, I know that this has been the much anticipated event of the year, and now with this new, refurbished version, your experience of this timeless classic will be much enhanced.

Well please note that:
1. This was written summer of 2007 (after 8th grade) so if it is excessively ridiculous... well, you know why.
2. Many names need to be translated.
Agathaman: Resembled, me, myself and I. (P.S. We apologize for the werid his/her stuff, the author was being a loony at the time, and decided to make it questionable. Please refer back to #1, for clarification as to why this is so odd.)
Celery: Well DUH. If you are even reading this you probably know. But if not, just keep in mind this is a nickname for a person, not like an actual celery.
Jafar: Is... well... you most likely know. But, due to the scare of late 2007, I am not authorized to provide the information. (In the original, true alias is used, but, now, we know that some people have taken up the noble hobby of "stalking", and could possibly find this tale and start to freak out. Therefore, we can't provide this information.)
Other Names: Are the same, up to my knowledge.
3. This story is almost fictional. Any relations to previous persons, alive or deceased is most likely on purpose.

Any questions, comments, concerns, dying urges to find out more, call/email/facebook attack/visit the author, publisher, editor or agent. Due to budget cuts, this would all be me. (Kara/Agathat/Rat... etc.)

And without further ado,



"VOODOO story:

It was sunny day in Ladera and we zoom in on a
classroom.
It is 3rd period. Ritner.

Agathaman has just got a mini celery the day before.
She/he realizes the uncanny likeness between the two.
She looks at it fondly and pats it on the head. Then
she/he sets it down and does his/her classwork
diligently. Then her/his pencil knocks it over.

KABLAAM!!! The classroom turns around and sees Celery
knocked out of his chair. "Sorry bout that." Celery
says. "Lost my balance." Mrs. Ritner shakes her head
annoyed. Then Agathaman picks up the mini celery and
passes/bounces it around between her hands, bored.*

"OUCH!!" Gabe yelled. "Celery! I know im wonderful but
you don't need to ram me with ur head!"
"Ow." Sean said. Celery was bouncing around his head
ramming into Gabe and Sean. Mrs. Rtiner gives Celery a
death glance. "Stop it Celery. Thats two times now."
Agathaman turns around to see Celeryman's reaction and
sets down the mini celery. Celery stops his head
wobbling.

Agathaman notices something. She picks up the mini
celery and throws it in the air. All of the sudden
Celery flies out of his chair flying 5 feet almost
hitting the ceiling. Mrs. Ritner makes him leave the
room. Celeryman is sad. Her view is gone. Agathaman's
thoughts are confirmed. Then Jafar notices the mini
celery.

"Aw its so cute!!" She/it tickles it. Then hysterical
laughtre comes from the pod. Mrs. Ritner storms out
there and yells at Celery. ("Do you think this is
funny Celery? What about a detention? One more thing
from you and the detention turns to a referral!)

Agathaman is frightened. Maybe this went too far. So
he/she thinks of a brilliant plan.....

Near the end of the period Agathaman knocks the mini
celery off her desk (KABOOM! Comes form the pod.) and
Jafar picks it up and cradles and hugs it. Mrs. Ritner
tells Celeryman to find out what happened. Celeryman
comes out freaking out. "Celery is having a seizure or
something! Hes turning blue!" Jafar shocked drops the
mini celery(KABOOM!)and goes off to find out what
happened. Celery is found battered in the pod.

"What happened?" Everyone kept asking him.
But, apparently nothing seemed to go wrong with him
the rest of the period although everyone eyed him
suspiscously. And the mini celery stayed peacefully on
Agathaman's desk.

Ze END!"

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Yay! :D

I'm not even sure if that is going to come out or not but hey! If it does, awesome possum. :) I'm into that. You know. Good old rhyming things like... eh... Neat Beat, and Docile Fossil. No, actually that probably does not work. Whatever. Oh! You know what I like? Shakespeare insults. They are awesome!

"Go prick thy face and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver'd boy. What soldiers, patch?
Death of thy soul! Those linen cheeks of thine
Are counselors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face?"

Haha. This cracks me up. I have no idea what it is about it... but it just does. I sit there cracking up and I really can't figure it out. I think it may be that I'm picturing this Macbeth dude and he's shouting at some kid, and yeah.

Oh! And theres another...

"What, you egg!

Stabbing him
Young fry of treachery!

Son

He has kill'd me, mother:
Run away, I pray you! "

I mean really. Who goes around saying, "what, you egg!" That CRACKS me up. Haha get it? Cracks...? Hee hee.. and also! He says that the Murderer has killed him.. but he has to be alive to say that... right? Eh. Whatever. It's "the bard" (One thing I learned from Mooney)... and he can do what he likes.

Do we have to read the 1st chapter of 1984? Hmm... I prefer to call it.. -25 years. :) It has more of nice ring... I think.

Annotation Domination

Lately, Jessica and I have been working on our timeline.

Working. Ha ha.

If there was ever such a word...

No. I think SLAVING over it is more like it.

But we skipped this weekend thank GOODNESS... or else I would be incredibly loopy right now. (I mean more than usual.)

Haha but yes. It's kind of insane how much we are having to do... but maybe its really not. I'm really not too sure but I can let everyone know that I think we have worked on it for at least 15 hours. (Not including annotating time.) Which I think is insane, because then by the end, we will probably have like 24 hours at least. Which is a whole day! WOW za!

And we are trying to make it in before spring break. Sigh. Which is going to be difficult.

Ha ha I was inspired to write this because Nikki inquired me on why I was annotating. But I think I needed to catch up on the 19th century. Which has a ton of stuff... and I realized I hadn't even included the French Revolution yet, which is kind of BAD, so I needed to do that, and I already had 5 for FRANCE!

Wow. My dilemmas and my reactions to them are kind of pathetic.

But hey what do you expect...?

Ha ha. P.S. To Nikki... that's an awesome Gremlin you have got there... ;)

And... I think I'll stop now. B/c I think I need to... outline. Yes, thats the word... Parlay... Hahhaha (Is that how you spell it...?)

This will put you to sleep.

Well. I'm practically done with finals. YAY!

And yeah. Today is the first day in a long time that I have been able to take the time and stop. And think. And BREATHE! Wow. Yes, its true.

Well, math didn't go to well.

But, I decided since I am uber bored and SHOULD be doing something much more useful... but whatever, wait I don't know. Wow, that was a splendiferously grammatically incorrect sentence. And I'm also shocked that "splendiferously" is a word. It didn't underline it as a non-real word. Like "uber." Wow. Thats new. Anyway where was I?

Oh yeah. So I'm going to... I forgot. Wow. Oh! I'm going to... never mind. 

Sigh.

Sigh again.

Yet again.

This is the most pointless post I've ever seen.

Wait, no. About 3.1415926535% of my  posts are pointless. Probably more.

Hahha, and they are probably this nerdy too.

I am absolutely devoid of anything to write about or do, or anything! Hm, maybe I'll print out my chemistry grade so I can get out of the final. Ok, thats good. :D

Well, I've run out of steam on my steamless post. See ya! 

I bet you are thinking: FINALLY! She stops writing this nonsense! Believe me, I'm relieved too.